Wannabe thief will get ‘punk butt’ crushed by man whose automobile he was making an attempt to steal: ‘Play silly video games, win silly prizes’

A “Mr. Robust Man” Florida thief bought “his butt whipped” by a 66-year-old man whose truck he tried to interrupt into, authorities stated.

The truck proprietor known as 911 early Thursday morning after he heard 29-year-old Blake Robinson making an attempt to interrupt into his truck exterior his Brevard County house, authorities stated.

The older man went exterior to confront Robinson, who punched him within the head earlier than throwing him to the bottom and kicking him within the head, the Brevard County Sheriff’s Workplace stated on social media.

However the sufferer rapidly sprang to motion, hitting Robinson and forcing him to the bottom — the place cops in the end discovered him.

“Deputies arrived on scene and have been in a position to rapidly detain Robinson, who was seemingly having a troublesome time getting up off of the bottom, after getting his butt whipped by a 66-year-old man!!” Sheriff Wayne Ivey wrote on Fb.

Robinson was taken to the hospital for therapy earlier than being launched to the police. The sufferer solely required transient medical therapy and was not critically injured.

Robinson was charged with felony battery of an individual over the age of 65 and tried housebreaking of a conveyance. He was booked on the Brevard County Jail on a $30,000 bond.

“As for Robinson, he was lucky sufficient to be in Brevard County the place he gained a number of prizes for being silly together with a chauffeured experience to a neighborhood medical facility to verify his accidents earlier than arriving at his lower than luxurious lodging at ‘Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge!!’” Ivey wrote within the publish.

“On the lodge he was given a freshly washed 2 piece ensemble to get comfy in, earlier than being proven to his sleeping space in our open ground plan.”

Robinson “bought an enhanced cost for hitting somebody over the age of 65 who ended up whooping his punk butt!!” the sheriff added.

“We hope you take pleasure in your keep at our lodge and as we wish to say right here in Brevard County, ‘Mess Round and Discover Out!!’”