Miller Excessive Life to launch ‘bar fume’ that smells precisely like dive bar

Are you within the temper for some eau de filthy clogged toilette.

For individuals who wish to odor like final name on the Decrease East Facet, Miller Excessive Life has launched a brand new cologne that’s meant to odor like a dive bar for $60 a bottle, simply in time for the vacations.

The scent of the so-called Dive Bar-Fume blends cedarwood and patchouli to recreate the odor of a bar counter, tobacco and leather-based to evoke “these worn-in leather-based barstools,” sea salt for the “basket of fries and popcorn” and Champak blossom to copy the odor of Miller Excessive Life.

It’s unclear if the cologne, which is presently offered out, may even odor like stale cigarette smoke, flooded bogs and a struggle that breaks out for no motive.

“Excessive Life is bringing that dive bar scent you recognize and like to your private home with Excessive Life Dive Bar-Fume, simply in time for the vacations. Completely happy Excessive Life!” the perfume’s itemizing says.

The Champagne of Beers has different beer-themed vacation choices in its store, together with Miller Excessive Life stockings and Christmas tree ornaments.

Instagram customers had a discipline day within the feedback of the publish asserting the cologne with one commenter saying “this was my scent for 7 years.”

“Does it odor like shattered desires?” posted one other.