From time machines to threesomes: 12 of the funniest jokes from the Edinburgh fringe

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Michael Spicer: Why did the rooster cross the street? As a result of it noticed somebody from work on a Saturday.

Susie McCabe: What’s the distinction between a hippo and a Zippo? One is basically heavy and the opposite is a little bit lighter.

Lou Sanders: I requested if I may change the vaccine I used to be getting and the man mentioned he’d get his supervisor. I believed that was like Pfizer however a extremely, actually good one.

Eryn Tett: A non secular steerage instructor taking part in cover and search with children: “All proper, properly, you guys go cover. And discover yourselves.”

Ignacio Lopez: I come from a protracted line of immigrants. No, critically, the queue was huge – the very first thing they educate you once you transfer to the UK is queuing.

Olaf Falafel: I spent the entire morning constructing a time machine – that’s 4 hours of my life I’m undoubtedly getting again.

Temporal tittering … Olaf Falafel. {Photograph}: Rex/Shutterstock

Sophie Duker: Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the roles you hate.

Ari Eldjárn: I by no means wished a beard. However then it grew on me.

Tessa Coates: Received arrested for stress-free at a campsite the opposite day – loitering inside tent.

Amy Gledhill: I’m from a little bit place I wish to name York. I shouldn’t, as a result of it’s pronounced Hull.

Michael Akadiri: Being a physician in comedy has acquired me some followers. I had a man guide tickets to see me as a result of it was the quickest strategy to get a physician’s appointment.

Jessica Fostekew: I haven’t acquired the vitality for a sizzling woman summer time. I’m aiming for a heat lady spring.

Michael Spicer and Susie McCabe are at Meeting George Sq. Studios; Olaf Falafel is at Laughing Horse at The Pear Tree; Lou Sanders, Ari Eldjárn and Jessica Fostekew are at Monkey Barrel Comedy; Eryn Tett is at Simply the Tonic on the Tron; Ignacio Lopez is at Gilded Balloon Patter Hoose; Sophie Duker, Tessa Coates and Michael Akadiri are at Pleasance Courtyard; and Amy Gledhill is at Monkey Barrel Comedy (Carnivore)


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